(Note: Video review differs markedly from text review below.)
Puppets for your penis. Masquerade your John Thomas as a fire truck, the space shuttle, a pig, or a dragon (you supply the "fire").
Robot Reviewer finally introduces its two reviewers, Foo Foo and Goo Goo. Reviewing this book about paper origami "puppets" for the male's nether digit was problematic as both Foo and Goo do not possess genitalia. Nonetheless, as sentient robots they do possess a thorough knowledge about all things Wang from the Wang 1200 to all sorts of synonyms for male genitalia from "Adolph" to "Yogurt Gun."
For the general creativity and humor, our confused robotic reviewers are still able to give this book their highest rating of Klaatu Barada Nikto!
I once read a book: Kokigami,
full of puppets to dress your salami,
of interest, sure,
if you have thoughts impure,
to lasciviously cavort on tatami.
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